Harry Macklowe, real estate lover and fine art hater, has painted a Cy Twombly style target on his head – selling a collection of fine art curated by his ex-wife and himself, posting his wedding pics 42ft wide all over New York City, and taking on loans worth a few billion.
So, whatever the divorce lawyers won’t fetch from his claws, our friendly neighbourhood gentleman thieves will take.
And while Sotheby’s will auction off the second half of the Macklowe collection, we shall make sure there’s nothing to auction off but dust and lint. Watch out, NYC! I’m walkin’ ‘ere!
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Our gentleman thieves are back, baby! For season two!
And we’re balls deep inside the latest digital scheme to relieve numbnuts of their hard earned moneys: NFTs.
What is an NFT? How do they work? Why would anyone buy them? And, most importantly, which companies profit off of them and have bounty ripe for the taking.
Plus: An inside look into an actual heist within the German federal election and an update on our friends at smoothmyballs.
You don’t wanna miss the first time, we’re back in the same room in months!
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Oskar has fled to international waters while Sebastian remains behind – but nothing can or will stop our two gentleman thieves who are now reduced to one gentleman thief.
This month you’ll receive more fun shenanigans from harassing instagram scams as well as an update on SmoothMyBalls and what are arch rivals from going bald down under are up to these days.
Not to worry, we’ll be back to more regular episodes as soon as we can, but for now please enjoy this shorter filler episode.
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Did SmoothMyBalls with their smooth bot network get in touch with you as well? Well, they did with us… and boy, we dedicated an entire episode to the “brand”, the affiliate scheme, and the products behind it. Hey there! I work for the “How Do I Rob This?” podcast and I’m a great fan of you listening/your content/the unsolicited dick pics you send. In this episode we deep dive into the world of social media affiliate marketing, namely by a company called Smooth My Balls. So hold on to yours as our gentleman thieves aim for sponsorship and hit investigative journalism, tear those SoBs at SMB a new ball hole, and let you in on a few company secrets. The site and social media presence look legit enough, but their business model has a few red flags. So we went on a journey to take a closer look at the google reverse image search, their server, and of course the balls, that we got them by. In this episode we go out of our way to do some pre-show research breaks and even have a few guests over. So, is Smooth My Balls a scam? Listen and find out why, how, and what to look out for when making your sponsorship deal. PS: If you want to get in touch with us, just send a message our way, please refrain from harrassing people who promote Smooth My Balls. They’re most likely not scammers, but scammees instead.
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Still not convinced? You can check up on our research right here: https://howdoirobthis.com/2021/05/07/smooth-my-balls-the-resources-and-research-that-go-into-uncovering-a-scam/ A ballsy thank you to our interview guests: Nick Massey – host of Nick Massey’s Podcast & Andrew Dunn – one of the hosts of The Media Lunch Break @MediaLunchBreak on Twitter the_media_lunch_break on IG TheMediaLunchBreak.com Patreon.com/TheMediaLunchBreak They’re on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Pandora, and other places, but those are the big ones.
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Oo-De-Lally, motherinvestors! Your favourite theoretical heist podcast is back! Recently Robin Hood – the app not the legend – made hedge funds lose billions and Vlad the Impaler (CEO of Robin Hood – again, the app) quickly struck back and banned everyone from making hedge funds lose money by stocking shorts or shorting stocks.
Meanwhile a long tweet ago in a galaxy far, far away Gina Carano got ousted from Disney from claiming that she not being cancelled for all her far right conspiracy theories and terrible takes is the real holocaust. But Disney granted her wish and finally let her go like a break away Frozen hit single.
What does that have to do with a 3,200 kg bronze statue on Broadway? How does a silent carnivale art installation communicate that conservative voices are indeed being silenced? And what’s the average pace of a proud boy?
Listen to our two gentleman thieves and find out!
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Our two gentleman thieves are split up yet again. While Oskar Brown is oa secret mission retrieving a vaccine microchip from Bill Gates, Sebastian Weissbach distracts you with some ASMR. This solo episode is as sensual as it is nonsensical and brings you some much needed relaxation and deep ear attention, if that’s what you’re into. It also explains the roots of bright supremacy.
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